Canada hit the polls today. Well, actually, about a third of us didn't bother, and to that ungrateful bunch I give a big raspberry.

The rest of us have re-elected—with 37 per cent of the popular vote—a Prime Minister and federal party that was recently caught stealing from us. Roll up, roll up for the Magical Misery Tour.

Given a choice between three major parties (tax relief, health care relief, and comic relief), we sent a clear message to Ottawa: “Hey, as long as you're not actually physically breaking into our houses to take our TVs, do whatever you want.”

Go us.

Song in my head: "Wheat Kings" by The Tragically Hip