I like the look of Apple's new and unfortunately named Mighty Mouse. I currently use the highly capable but unattractive Logitech MX500: it's so u-g-l-y that it don't got no alibi.

I have long wanted a better "wiggling clicker," as I believe the Dutch settlers originally called them, and I love that new scroll ball. Bring daddy a new toy.

The thing that prompted this post, however, was some text on Apple's site describing the fact that they've finally given in to popular demand for a multi-button mouse (to go with their operating system filled with contextual menus). It seems like Jobs couldn't resist getting one last dig in:

"Alas the fate of the one-button mouse in today's multibutton world. Who has time for intuitive, elegant design when there is so much clicking to do?"

When life gives you sour grapes, make grapenade.

Song in my head: "Daddy Buy Baby A Boobjob" by Andy Prieboy
Hidden band name idea: No Alibi