I was peer-pressured into taking one of those silly online quizzes that are so popular with other bloggers. (By “other bloggers” I mean “younger bloggers,” and by “younger bloggers” I mean “girls.”)
The bogus-stat-fest in question was the What animal best portrays your sexual appetite?? Quiz. Nothing says thoughtful scientific inquiry like a double question mark. [Update: I've been informed the site is down to a single question mark now. I wonder why??]
The rest of the group were dubbed kittens or gazelles, with one lion among them. Then I take my turn, and I'm told that I'm a rabbit. Specifically, a “horny rabbit.” Further, I'm a “sex-crazed nympho” and the descriptive summary ends with the comment “You probably need some sort of counseling.”
I suspect I'm supposed to have some sort of problem with that description, but I'm just not sure what. But what I am sure about is that it's fun to type “quizzes” because of the double z.
Quizzes. Quizzes. Quizzes.
